1. Ignorez-vousing

2. Sniffing (in an "I told you so" way)

3. Head tossing and fringe fiddling

4. Cold shoulderosity work

5. Midget gems all round, but not for you

6. Pretendy deafnosity

7. Walking on ahead

8. Evils (the quarter humpty)

9. Evils and withdrawal of all snacks (the half humpty dumpty)

10. Walking away with dignitosity at all times (the full humpty dumpty)